Snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something
Sophomore year:Junior year:
when people walk really slowly in front of me and then stop in the middle of the hallway to talk to somebody
me during classes
- "that’s racist"
- "that’s sexist"
- "there are more than two genders"
- "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
- "that’s ableist"
- "there aren’t enough girls in here"
"Please ask a staff member for details."
its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm
*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment
mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?