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September 17thvia and source with 90,497 notes

clestroying:

Snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something


September 17thvia and source with 204,649 notes

How I feel about my post-graduation plans

whatshouldwecallme:

Freshman year:

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Sophomore year:
image Junior year: image

Senior year: 

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September 17thvia and source with 307,646 notes

September 17thvia and source with 41,977 notes

gaytiers:

when people walk really slowly in front of me and then stop in the middle of the hallway to talk to somebody

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September 17thvia and source with 22,619 notes

enattendantlesoleil:

me during classes

  • "that’s racist"
  • "that’s sexist"
  • "there are more than two genders"
  • "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
  • "that’s ableist"
  • "there aren’t enough girls in here"

September 17thvia and source with 52,895 notes

plasticbagvevo:

"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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September 17thvia and source with 282,233 notes

September 17thvia and source with 21,910 notes

njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm


September 17thvia and source with 319,366 notes

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment


September 16thvia and source with 119,083 notes

nothomo:

when one of ur parents says a bad word

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September 16thvia and source with 32,132 notes

September 16thvia and source with 166,341 notes

refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image


September 15thvia and source with 101,175 notes

are you team boy toy named troy or team dude named michael


September 15thvia and source with 18,499 notes






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